Have you ever named a vehicle? Over in Minnesota, where the winters are serious business, they've turned snow plow naming into an annual event with the public chiming in on some pretty clever names.
Think "Fast and the Flurries" or "Taylor Drift." How about "Clark Blizzwald" and even "Scoop, There It Is"? My personal favorite? "Control, Salt, Delete."
If those icy roads ever get you down, just remember, someone out there is clearing the way with a snow plow sporting a name that's sure to crack a smile.